About Me

I have been looking for a hobby and remember making a lock pick when I was in high school. So, here we go again!

I am a father of 2 and live a pretty normal life. I doubt you are here to learn much about me, but this section needed some content so I figured I would put something. I think it looks nice this way. Let’s be real.  90% of people will never read this and hopefully the ones who do, think this is funny. Thanks for being cool. 

My Story

Established in Utah, USA in 2020

Yes, you read that right. I am in Utah. To be honest, as a kid I would always dream about other places and wonder what it would be like to grow up in another area. I still do. I have come to like living in Utah a lot more lately. I have recently converted to Mormonism and have taken on a 2nd wife. 

Did that throw you off a little bit? I was just kidding about the Mormonism thing. I only have 1 wife. I do like living in Utah though. It is a pretty safe area and most of the people are pretty nice. Oh, check out this video I made below. I made it because a video would look great right below this paragraph! 


My dad wanted me to write this message about how cool he is. He is alright. I guess.

– My Daughter –

If I had superpowers, I would want to fly.

– The Son –

Stop asking me to write something for your website. Just go outside.

– The Wife –